now=new Date();
jam=now.getUTCHours();
if (jam < 3){document.write("Met Pagi Jelang Siang,,Bos...!!!") }
else {if (jam < 9){document.write("Met Siang Bos..!!! Lg Nyantey Aja Neh...??") }
else {if (jam < 11){document.write("Met Sore Gan,, Lg Ngabu2rit yah...??") }
else {if (jam < 16){document.write("Met Malem n Met Ngorok z Bro..!") }
else {if (jam < 22){document.write("Ko. . .Belum Tidur....! Bagean Ronda yah...???") }
else {document.write("Selamat Pagi,,, Enak Bgt Klo Sambil Ngopi..!") }
}
}
}
}